This story purports to advise you on how to hire a qualified ghost-hunter. You know, as opposed to those ghost-hunters that are quacks and frauds?
If you have creepy sounds or other indicia of spookery, you’re supposed to first “rule out the natural causes,” you see, and then “get in touch with a legitimate ghost researcher [sic].” How can you tell a “legitimate” ghost researcher from, you know, someone who believes in pseudoscientific balderdash? Well, you should “avoid ghost hunters who dabble in magic, the occult, or offer ‘magical cleansings’ of homes.” Except that ghosts are “magic” and “occult.” You might as well look for basketball players who don’t play sports.
Also, “find out if he’s affiliated with a research group or a national organization, such as the American Ghost Society. Being affiliated with a group with a good reputation can help you make a better decision about allowing him into your home.” Yes, that’s the same American Ghost Society that proudly proclaims its history of “psychical research,” and offers a $65 “home study course” in ghost “research,” as well as books featuring the long-discredited “Brown Lady” ghost photo.
Oh, and you should make sure that “the investigators know how to use their equipment.” You know, like their EMF detectors that go off all the time because of the electrical wiring in your house. And, “if there is anything you don’t understand, ask them to explain. If they can’t, you may have a problem.” Definitely, because every con artist should have a pat bullshit explanation ready at any moment.
And don’t be afraid, because This Old House editor Keith Pandolfi, why, he knows what he’s talking about: “Let me assure you, though, that ghosts are not present to hurt anyone and in almost every case, a family can peacefully coincide with a spirit.” That’s a relief. Keith has a bachelor’s degree in English, and I’m sure he knows how to use an EMF detector. That, of course, does make him just as much an expert on the “paranormal” as any other “investigator.”
One expects this kind of baseless crap from CNN’s foreign or Washington D.C. bureaus. But in their “living” section?
Update: More at the Rogue's Gallery.
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