I finally got a chance to watch the Battlestar Galactica movie Razor. And I’m saddened to say that my older qualms about Battlestar were well borne out. It’s frustrating that Battlestar is so well acted and well presented as to be compelling—only to “reward” the viewer with the worst sort of values, and particularly its hostility to heroism. In the world of Battlestar Galactica, there are only rare moments of heroism punctuating a life of cowardice, bullying, and violence—a life in which being admirable is impossible and admiring is based on delusion. Thus a woman who has become a brutal murderer because of her cowardice and confusion in the service of a tyrant, is given a commendation in order to fool later generations into thinking she was a hero. And Adama, the closest thing to a hero in the show, thinks of Admiral Cain, “there but for the grace of the gods go I.”
One thing I find telling is the “so say we all” trope. This phrase never appeared on the original Battlestar Galactica. Instead, on that show, the Cylons would generally say, in response to an order, “by your command.” Corny as this no doubt was, the phrase captured well the element about the Cylons that was supposed to make them so disturbing: they were soulless automatons with no individualism. Like many such enemies in science fiction (the Borg, for instance) the Cylons were represented as evil because they lived the lives of ants, contributing mindlessly to the collective without any room for individual variety and happiness. Obviously, I found this philosophically congenial, since I do indeed regard soulless collectivism as evil. But in the modern Battlestar, it is the humans who recite a collectivist phrase to blot out individual thought or dissent. In one scene in Razor, particularly, the humans use the chant of “so say we all” to bring peer pressure against those who might otherwise have qualms with Admiral Cain’s policies. This is yet more evidence of the bottom line about the modern Battlestar: humans are the bad guys, who have no answer to Adama’s challenge. Humanity doesn’t deserve to survive the Cylon attack.
Finally, a technical quibble. Repeatedly on BSG, we’ve heard how dangerous it is for a battlestar to make an above-light speed jump without carefully plotting a course. Otherwise one might “materialize inside a star” or something. But isn’t that a rather unrealistic fear? Space is so extremely vast with so extremely little in it, that I would think jumping blind is generally a pretty safe thing to do. Unless they’re worried about objects smaller than a star, and then the question is, how small? Is a single particle of dust too much? In that case, how do they detect that from such a distance? Anyway, all this muttering about “jumping blind” is somewhat unrealistic to me.
I still enjoy Battlestar Galactica, believe it or not. I think it is a masterpiece of naturalism, rendered beautifully and wonderfully well acted. But if only the show could be written by the people who do The Unit, or someone else who is unembarrassed by heroism.
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