Black markets flourish with government restrictions on cigarettes, just as they already flourish in the War on Drugs. And now Oregon is witnessing the rise of dishwasher detergent smuggling. Spokane County banned dishwasher detergent containing phosphates, and of course, the replacement detergent doesn't actually get your dishes clean. Hence the predictable consequences:
[T]here has been a quiet rush of Spokane-area shoppers heading east on Interstate 90 into Idaho in search of old-school suds.
Real estate agent Patti Marcotte of Spokane stocks up on detergent at a Costco in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, and doesn't care who knows it.
"Yes, I am a smuggler," she said. "I'm taking my chances because dirty dishes I cannot live with."
(In truth, the ban applies to the sale of phosphate detergent - not its use or possession - so Marcotte is not in any legal trouble.)
Marcotte said she tried every green brand in her dishwasher and found none would remove grease and pieces of food. Everybody she knows buys dishwasher detergent in Idaho, she said.
Supporters of the ban acknowledge it is not very popular.
"I'm not hearing a lot of positive feedback," conceded Shannon Brattebo of the Washington Lake Protection Association, a prime mover of the ban. "I think people are driving to Idaho."
There's an interesting lesson here (for those who care to learn it) about the regressive effects of prohibitions like this. Wealthier folks--people who can afford to go so far out of their way or to pay the higher black-market prices--will still get clean dishes. The poor (and the law-abiding) are stuck with dirty dishes. It's funny in a case like this...mostly because so much of what environmentalists do is ridiculous...but when similar restrictions are applied to more products, the same phenomenon happens on a broader scale, and things get less funny real fast. In the end, you get a nomenklatura class who can always get the black market luxuries (clean dishes, a luxury!), and a proletariat class that can get none of them.
And of course there are the delightful uintended consequences, also:
For his part, Beck has taken to washing his dishes on his machine's pots-and-pans cycle, which takes longer and uses five gallons more water. Beck wonders if that isn't as tough on the environment as phosphates.
"How much is this really costing us?" Beck said. "Aren't we transferring the environmental consequences to something else?"
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